1 00:01:08,006 --> 00:01:10,884 I've always wondered why hasn't anyone tried. 2 00:01:12,678 --> 00:01:16,433 There are so many comics, movies, series on TV... 3 00:01:16,683 --> 00:01:19,937 You think that a lonely eccentric could make him a suit. 4 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:25,110 Everyday life is really that thrilling? 5 00:01:25,736 --> 00:01:27,279 school and offices they are really so captivating 6 00:01:27,321 --> 00:01:30,325 Why am I the only one who thought of this? 7 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,954 Be honest. 8 00:01:34,663 --> 00:01:38,710 At some point, we all wanted it let's be super heroes. 9 00:01:54,521 --> 00:01:56,690 By the way, it's not me. 10 00:01:56,857 --> 00:02:00,945 He's an Armenian with head problems. 11 00:02:02,113 --> 00:02:03,531 Who am I? 12 00:02:03,615 --> 00:02:05,242 I'm Kick Ass! (I beat) 13 00:02:05,242 --> 00:02:10,749 Translation and adaptation Alex C and Ioana N - www.titr�ri.ro 14 00:02:14,879 --> 00:02:18,675 Here I am. before it starts all this crazy shit. 15 00:02:19,801 --> 00:02:23,931 I am the last person you would imagine in the position of a super hero. 16 00:02:24,765 --> 00:02:27,519 I'm not saying there's something wrong with me. 17 00:02:27,686 --> 00:02:30,314 But I don't have anything special either. 18 00:02:30,773 --> 00:02:33,985 I didn't like sports, I was not an ace in mathematics 19 00:02:34,068 --> 00:02:36,113 I wasn't into video games. 20 00:02:36,238 --> 00:02:39,158 I didn't have a piercing or eating disorder 21 00:02:39,283 --> 00:02:41,577 �nor 3,000 friends on MySpace. 22 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:45,707 My only super power: I was invisible in front of the girls. 23 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:49,879 and of my friends, I wasn't even the funny guy. 24 00:02:50,129 --> 00:02:53,634 Like most people my age, we simply exist. 25 00:03:04,063 --> 00:03:05,523 Good morning, children. 26 00:03:05,648 --> 00:03:09,361 Open your books to act two, the second scene. 27 00:03:10,070 --> 00:03:13,741 If you enter my room, you probably found me on TV. 28 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,161 Or talking to my friend Todd on Skype. 29 00:03:16,286 --> 00:03:18,622 - Do you watch Family Guy? - No. 30 00:03:18,747 --> 00:03:23,169 Neither do I. Go to sf�rcuriumede.com. It's good. 31 00:03:25,798 --> 00:03:29,427 Or give another paw thinking of the English teacher. 32 00:03:30,553 --> 00:03:36,060 Dave Lizewski, don't think I didn't notice how are you staring at my ���s. 33 00:03:36,894 --> 00:03:41,608 I want you to touch me all over, Dave! Please! 34 00:03:42,943 --> 00:03:48,617 Of course, I spent my days in high school at the manual work factory. 35 00:03:49,243 --> 00:03:54,040 But, to be honest, I didn't need much to finish. 36 00:03:54,207 --> 00:03:59,880 I swear, when I go through puberty the tableware producers will go bankrupt. 37 00:04:03,426 --> 00:04:07,431 Dave Lizewsky, you shouldn't to watch Hamlet? 38 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:09,809 Yes, teacher. 39 00:04:11,102 --> 00:04:12,604 I apologize. 40 00:04:13,689 --> 00:04:17,485 Don't get me wrong. I also like girls my age. 41 00:04:17,819 --> 00:04:20,030 Especially Katie Deauxma. 42 00:04:20,155 --> 00:04:21,573 Hello, beauty! 43 00:04:21,740 --> 00:04:23,117 Hello... 44 00:04:26,037 --> 00:04:33,880 No... You meant Erika. I knew! I was joking... 45 00:04:36,174 --> 00:04:37,426 Very... 46 00:04:37,551 --> 00:04:39,512 God! 47 00:04:43,266 --> 00:04:46,562 Look, I'm Todd's mom. 48 00:04:47,939 --> 00:04:50,400 How funny! This is your father. 49 00:04:50,483 --> 00:04:52,444 No, it's still mom... 50 00:04:54,905 --> 00:04:56,282 what my dick 51 00:04:56,407 --> 00:04:59,411 I was an ordinary guy. Without radioactive spiders, 52 00:04:59,536 --> 00:05:03,124 I wasn't even a refugee from an alien planet. 53 00:05:03,249 --> 00:05:06,503 you know what? Todd said they still do Count Chockula cereal. 54 00:05:06,628 --> 00:05:08,839 But they are no longer available in stores. 55 00:05:10,758 --> 00:05:13,553 My mother died in the kitchen from an aneurysm, 56 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:17,057 He wasn't shot in an alley. If you expect a: 57 00:05:17,182 --> 00:05:20,520 I will avenge you, mother! 58 00:05:20,645 --> 00:05:21,938 You're out of luck. 59 00:05:22,063 --> 00:05:25,484 18 months after my mother died, my only revelation was 60 00:05:25,609 --> 00:05:28,112 that life goes on. 61 00:05:28,237 --> 00:05:32,242 - Did they change the bee on the packaging? - No. 62 00:05:39,835 --> 00:05:42,963 Why didn't anyone try to be a super hero? 63 00:05:43,214 --> 00:05:46,676 I don't know, because it's impossible, little hat! 64 00:05:46,843 --> 00:05:49,888 How impossible is it to put a mask on him And help the world? 65 00:05:50,014 --> 00:05:53,893 There is nothing super heroic about it. Great It means being stronger than the rest. 66 00:05:54,018 --> 00:05:56,271 To fly, that's why. You talk about a crazy hero. 67 00:05:56,396 --> 00:05:58,899 He's not even a hero, he's just a psychopath. 68 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:01,986 What about Bruce Wayne? He had no strength. 69 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:04,698 Yes, but it had those expensive things which does not even exist. 70 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:08,286 - It was as if you were talking about everyday life. - Yes, Todd, that's what I was saying. 71 00:06:08,411 --> 00:06:12,708 Man, if only someone would try it in real life He would take it for granted. He would die from day one. 72 00:06:12,791 --> 00:06:17,297 I'm not saying I should, but I don't understand why no one does it. 73 00:06:17,422 --> 00:06:20,717 Out of millions of people who loves super heroes, 74 00:06:20,843 --> 00:06:23,554 at least one to try. 75 00:06:24,138 --> 00:06:26,266 Jesus, don't you mind? 76 00:06:26,349 --> 00:06:29,728 Thousands of people want to be Paris Hilton, but no one would be Spider-Man. 77 00:06:29,853 --> 00:06:32,690 What's up with her? It's like he doesn't have one at all. 78 00:06:32,815 --> 00:06:34,901 Maybe because of the porn tape. He doesn't have that. 79 00:06:34,901 --> 00:06:39,282 You didn't see them "A Night with Spider-Man"? 80 00:06:39,448 --> 00:06:40,825 Look who came. 81 00:06:44,913 --> 00:06:48,418 Am I the only one who feels sorry for Chris D'Amico? 82 00:06:48,584 --> 00:06:51,546 How terrible it must be to have a rich father who gives you everything you want... 83 00:06:51,672 --> 00:06:54,967 You better not say anything. Now I feel like crying. 84 00:06:55,134 --> 00:06:57,929 But he's always alone. 85 00:06:59,514 --> 00:07:03,728 We should talk to him. Maybe he wants to stay with us. 86 00:07:03,853 --> 00:07:06,231 - Why talk to him... - Think about it! 87 00:07:06,356 --> 00:07:10,069 It would be beastly to be friends with us. No one would take care of us. 88 00:07:10,194 --> 00:07:14,741 - Then go, Todd. Do you want to talk to him? - No... Dave should go. 89 00:07:14,908 --> 00:07:18,537 - Why? - Really, you should go. 90 00:07:18,662 --> 00:07:20,707 - You are some donkeys. - Don't be afraid, Dave. 91 00:07:20,832 --> 00:07:22,500 Lol! 92 00:07:28,841 --> 00:07:30,760 Go away, fuck! 93 00:07:36,768 --> 00:07:40,105 - Did you get a little scared? - I think I wet my panties. 94 00:07:41,982 --> 00:07:43,109 See you later! 95 00:07:44,026 --> 00:07:46,196 If he had talked to me like that I would have beaten him. 96 00:07:46,279 --> 00:07:48,448 Todd, you didn't fight never with anyone. 97 00:07:48,574 --> 00:07:52,036 - He would have been knocked to his knees. - You are talking nonsense. 98 00:07:52,161 --> 00:07:56,583 Like the centrifugal force of knives Batman would have penetrated the Joker's shield, 99 00:07:56,667 --> 00:07:58,252 leaving him vulnerable to... 100 00:07:58,335 --> 00:08:01,047 Cunt Patrol! 101 00:08:01,172 --> 00:08:03,508 - Money and phones. - Not again... 102 00:08:03,634 --> 00:08:07,346 The phone! 103 00:08:07,430 --> 00:08:09,474 I don't have A guy took it from me last week. 104 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:12,186 - You are a cunt... - Give me the net. 105 00:08:12,311 --> 00:08:15,815 - They are comics. - Do you want to cut? 106 00:08:25,493 --> 00:08:29,206 Look at this beast how he sits and looks. 107 00:08:32,293 --> 00:08:38,801 Be honest. Wouldn't you change something? 108 00:08:40,136 --> 00:08:43,348 We see someone in danger And we would like to help him. 109 00:08:43,473 --> 00:08:45,267 But we don't. 110 00:08:49,105 --> 00:08:53,777 In my world heroes existed only in comics. 111 00:08:54,570 --> 00:08:59,451 And it wouldn't have been bad if the criminals they would have been imaginary. 112 00:08:59,952 --> 00:09:01,829 But it's not like that. 113 00:09:02,705 --> 00:09:08,837 Frankie, I swear! I'm not making it up! This bug appears out of nowhere! 114 00:09:08,963 --> 00:09:14,427 - He beats us up and steals our cocaine! - You mean the guy who looks like Batman? 115 00:09:14,511 --> 00:09:18,975 - I didn't say he looked like Batman! - That's what you said. "The guy looks like Batman." 116 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:22,187 - He had a mask and a cloak. - Like Batman. 117 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:25,316 I didn't say "like Batman", I didn't even mention Batman! 118 00:09:25,441 --> 00:09:29,154 Okay... Let me explain the problem. 119 00:09:30,405 --> 00:09:34,744 Our book from Russia told another story. 120 00:09:35,203 --> 00:09:39,458 He says you sold me cocaine and you took the money. 121 00:09:39,583 --> 00:09:41,585 Mind you! 122 00:09:41,752 --> 00:09:45,882 I can't believe you listen like that shit from a fucked russian! 123 00:09:45,966 --> 00:09:51,431 Let's analyze. What is more likely? May you be a greedy man 124 00:09:51,514 --> 00:09:54,476 or that Superman stole from me all the cocaine? 125 00:09:54,601 --> 00:09:56,270 - Batman... - I didn't mention Batman! 126 00:09:56,353 --> 00:09:57,772 Enough! 127 00:10:00,775 --> 00:10:03,779 My son is waiting for me outside let's go to the movies. 128 00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:08,785 I don't want to disappoint him. Joe, you handle it. 129 00:10:10,161 --> 00:10:14,750 I think it's the most pathetic excuse that i heard trey... 130 00:10:20,466 --> 00:10:23,553 - I'm sorry for the wait, friend. - The movie starts in 10 minutes! 131 00:10:23,678 --> 00:10:28,892 - It's okay, we only lose the trailers. - But I want to get some popcorn. 132 00:10:29,018 --> 00:10:34,816 When we get there, get Chris some popcorn. okay? To drink? Pepsi? 133 00:10:34,941 --> 00:10:36,610 - Yes, it's good... - Get him a Pepsi too. 134 00:10:36,735 --> 00:10:42,409 I want a juice with ice��. Mixed. Red and blue mixed. 135 00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:45,788 And a bag of candies. 136 00:11:07,523 --> 00:11:09,775 The comics are wrong. 137 00:11:10,067 --> 00:11:15,198 There is no need for a trauma, cosmic radiation or a magic ring to turn into a hero. 138 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:20,997 Perfect combination shoes between optimism and naivety. 139 00:11:54,079 --> 00:11:57,333 You are the cutest! 140 00:11:59,502 --> 00:12:01,212 Come on! Let's see what you can do! 141 00:12:17,899 --> 00:12:21,487 �in the meantime... 142 00:12:28,454 --> 00:12:33,293 - Daddy, I'm afraid! - Come on, Mindy. Now you are a big girl. 143 00:12:33,418 --> 00:12:36,297 - He has no reason to be afraid. - Will it hurt a lot? 144 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:42,220 My baby... Just a second, honey. The bullet from a gun travels with... 145 00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:45,683 - More than 1,000 km/h. - 1,000 kilometers per hour. 146 00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:50,230 At such a small distance the force will surely knock you down, 147 00:12:50,355 --> 00:12:53,109 but it doesn't hurt anymore than a punch in the chest. 148 00:12:53,442 --> 00:12:55,153 I hate getting punched in the chest. 149 00:12:56,112 --> 00:12:59,032 You'll be fine, honey! 150 00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:09,044 How was it? It wasn't that bad, was it? 151 00:13:10,046 --> 00:13:12,215 That was really fun, wasn't it? Now you know how it is. 152 00:13:12,340 --> 00:13:15,719 When a crazy junkie is after you he won't be afraid anymore. 153 00:13:15,803 --> 00:13:19,641 - Anyway, I wouldn't have been afraid. - This is my girl... Come on. Above. 154 00:13:19,724 --> 00:13:23,729 - Two more bullets and we're going home. - Again? 155 00:13:23,854 --> 00:13:29,736 - Only if we go bowling. - Bowling... 156 00:13:30,362 --> 00:13:37,162 - Yes, then ice cream. - Okay... two more bullets. 157 00:13:37,287 --> 00:13:42,960 If you don't whine and complain, clap your hands, madam. 158 00:13:43,169 --> 00:13:48,509 - Yes! I'll have a caramel ice cream... - Good choice, my baby! 159 00:13:51,220 --> 00:13:55,058 So, give me more details for your birthday present? 160 00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:57,436 Can you get me a cup? 161 00:13:58,354 --> 00:14:01,608 - Do you want a dog? - Yes, a fluffy and cute one! 162 00:14:01,733 --> 00:14:04,862 and to put on my make-up like Sasha from that show... 163 00:14:09,117 --> 00:14:14,582 We're kicking you, dad... I want a butterfly knife. 164 00:14:15,291 --> 00:14:19,630 Child... You always trip me up. you know what? 165 00:14:19,838 --> 00:14:21,507 - What? - I'll take two. 166 00:14:21,632 --> 00:14:24,719 - Two? - Two knives. 167 00:14:24,803 --> 00:14:26,305 That's what you'll get. 168 00:14:59,970 --> 00:15:04,851 I tell you honestly. in the first weeks I didn't fight with criminals. 169 00:15:05,393 --> 00:15:09,523 But that's it, my new vocation seriously occupied my time. 170 00:15:14,363 --> 00:15:14,988 What! 171 00:15:15,155 --> 00:15:17,575 I call this preparation. 172 00:15:20,578 --> 00:15:25,084 If you believe that I was daydreaming, it would be hard for me to contradict you. 173 00:15:25,501 --> 00:15:29,464 All I knew was that I would never have myself again it feels so good in my skin. 174 00:15:45,692 --> 00:15:47,236 Fuck me! 175 00:15:48,529 --> 00:15:53,410 Okay, maybe I was still in the Beta stage... But it was a beginning 176 00:16:10,639 --> 00:16:14,143 - What the hell are you looking at? - Nothing! 177 00:16:14,268 --> 00:16:16,646 Get in my pussy! 178 00:16:20,693 --> 00:16:22,904 As every serial killer knows, 179 00:16:23,029 --> 00:16:26,366 Finally, the fantasies are not enough. 180 00:16:26,992 --> 00:16:29,620 It was time to take action. 181 00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:37,588 What the fuck... 182 00:16:45,890 --> 00:16:50,729 What the fuck are you looking at? I asked you what the hell you were looking at! 183 00:16:55,401 --> 00:17:02,118 To two chefs walking to a car for which someone broke his ass working! 184 00:17:02,535 --> 00:17:05,872 - What are you saying? - Leave it alone, man. 185 00:17:06,415 --> 00:17:09,460 This animal is on drugs. 186 00:17:09,877 --> 00:17:14,383 I'm not on drugs. It seems crazy to me that you will think that you can do what you want. 187 00:17:15,426 --> 00:17:19,305 Get away from the car we overlook them. 188 00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:23,894 - You're crazy, man. - To hell with it! 189 00:17:38,412 --> 00:17:41,123 Shit! Let's go! 190 00:18:22,382 --> 00:18:27,471 I recovered in time to ask the doctor not to tell anyone anything about the costume. 191 00:18:27,888 --> 00:18:30,016 He promised not to tell. 192 00:18:31,267 --> 00:18:34,146 I just knew that my father was going to kill me. 193 00:18:49,081 --> 00:18:54,087 - Why don't I have a gun? I'm a security guard. - Now you are a goalkeeper, you don't get a gun anymore. 194 00:18:54,212 --> 00:18:57,799 - But I look like a tolomac! - It would be four pins! Look at the buttons! 195 00:18:57,966 --> 00:19:00,344 Do your job and open the damn door. 196 00:19:02,931 --> 00:19:04,724 Have a good day. 197 00:19:32,383 --> 00:19:34,803 - Good morning, Frank! - Hi Joe, what are you doing? 198 00:19:34,928 --> 00:19:36,888 - Okay. - Do you want coffee? 199 00:19:37,014 --> 00:19:40,184 - Maybe later. Good morning, Angie. - Good morning. 200 00:19:40,267 --> 00:19:42,061 - Chris! - No, Joe. 201 00:19:42,896 --> 00:19:47,902 Frank, we have something to deal with. Something important, Frank. 202 00:19:51,573 --> 00:19:56,954 - Okay. I'm sorry, my dear. - Solve what needs to be done. 203 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:04,338 - Chris, where do you think you're going? - I need to talk to dad. 204 00:20:04,505 --> 00:20:07,300 Christopher! Frank, dear. 205 00:20:09,511 --> 00:20:11,096 Where do you think you're going? 206 00:20:11,180 --> 00:20:13,766 I don't mind discussions about business. 207 00:20:13,850 --> 00:20:17,729 I will sit quietly. I have to anyway let me start learning too, right? 208 00:20:17,855 --> 00:20:23,570 - Finish the barley! - What the hell, I'm turning 18 in eight months! 209 00:20:26,699 --> 00:20:27,950 Take a seat. 210 00:20:30,787 --> 00:20:31,913 what's the problem 211 00:20:32,038 --> 00:20:35,501 The Russian says Trey he sold five more bags. 212 00:20:35,626 --> 00:20:37,003 Half the price. 213 00:20:37,128 --> 00:20:40,590 - Which Trey? Our Trey? - Dead Trey. 214 00:20:40,966 --> 00:20:45,138 - So now I'm taking my ass from a ghost? - Or Trey was really telling the truth. 215 00:20:45,263 --> 00:20:50,310 is that it Now I have to believe in ghosts or in super heroes? 216 00:20:50,477 --> 00:20:56,193 Not necessarily, maybe just the part that he was scolded by someone. 217 00:21:00,156 --> 00:21:04,202 I think we should invite the Russian to a friendly discussion. 218 00:21:05,704 --> 00:21:08,416 Let's find out what really happens. 219 00:21:23,517 --> 00:21:26,354 What a morning girl! You got it before me. 220 00:21:26,479 --> 00:21:30,734 I wanted to bring him breakfast. Happy birthday, my dear. 221 00:21:32,862 --> 00:21:35,365 Look what you have here. 222 00:21:42,957 --> 00:21:47,588 Thank you! God! Dad... 223 00:21:52,427 --> 00:21:57,225 Quick exam. What is the short name? 224 00:21:57,475 --> 00:22:00,187 It's easy: "Filipino". Another question? 225 00:22:00,312 --> 00:22:07,529 Excellent! The AR-15 was the lighter version And which model's smaller caliber? 226 00:22:07,654 --> 00:22:11,075 Eugene Stoner's AR-10. Tell me a harder one! 227 00:22:11,826 --> 00:22:17,499 The name of the first feature film John Woo's. 228 00:22:17,624 --> 00:22:23,715 Tie han rou qing - The Young Dragon. Dad, look! Come on, why don't you look? 229 00:22:26,802 --> 00:22:30,390 The idea is that a chicken is killing our people. 230 00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:35,771 Until we find out who it is, let me not see you what a waste of time, right? What a horse's dick... 231 00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:38,233 Hello? 232 00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:43,864 Hi Joe, yes. He is training. Immediate. 233 00:22:44,740 --> 00:22:46,951 Dad! On the phone! 234 00:22:49,121 --> 00:22:52,375 - Who is it? - It's Joe. 235 00:22:56,588 --> 00:23:00,301 - What's the problem? - It seems that we don't have the keys anymore. 236 00:23:00,510 --> 00:23:01,928 Serious? 237 00:23:02,095 --> 00:23:06,725 But we have an industrial microwave oven with which the timber is treated. 238 00:23:06,892 --> 00:23:12,149 I think you are confusing me with someone who cares about that timber! 239 00:23:12,274 --> 00:23:15,194 Okay, I'm sorry... 240 00:23:19,157 --> 00:23:20,742 Okay, start. 241 00:23:20,909 --> 00:23:24,497 The boys were talking about Trey Fernandez. How should I know? 242 00:23:24,664 --> 00:23:28,126 They used his name! How was I supposed to know? 243 00:23:28,293 --> 00:23:30,921 Shut up! The chicken moron... 244 00:23:32,882 --> 00:23:35,135 It works like any oven microwave? 245 00:23:35,260 --> 00:23:39,098 How should I know? We just don't cook for the restaurant. Turn it on. 246 00:23:42,268 --> 00:23:49,986 I want to know who sold him the cocaine. Preferably someone who is still alive. 247 00:23:57,620 --> 00:23:59,247 I said... 248 00:24:05,046 --> 00:24:11,262 Who... sold them... cocaine...our? 249 00:24:14,265 --> 00:24:15,934 What! 250 00:24:18,687 --> 00:24:21,190 Sometime later... 251 00:24:21,316 --> 00:24:24,736 It's beastly! I look like Wolverine! 252 00:24:25,779 --> 00:24:30,285 - Do they still have the metal detector at school? - Yes! It will break! 253 00:24:33,914 --> 00:24:38,294 - Dave. I have to ask you something. - Okay... 254 00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:42,007 It was written in the police report that they found you undressed. 255 00:24:42,132 --> 00:24:44,427 You didn't remember why... 256 00:24:45,053 --> 00:24:47,597 Didn't the thieves have you... 257 00:24:48,348 --> 00:24:49,850 What? 258 00:24:51,602 --> 00:24:56,608 Not! Jesus! No, not even... 259 00:24:57,526 --> 00:25:00,947 They threw my clothes in the ambulance because of the blood. 260 00:25:01,072 --> 00:25:02,824 That's it... 261 00:25:09,374 --> 00:25:12,044 It didn't take long for me to fully recover. 262 00:25:12,127 --> 00:25:13,921 How's Dave?! 263 00:25:15,590 --> 00:25:19,761 Without any nerve endings, the doctors repaired me quite well. 264 00:25:20,721 --> 00:25:22,348 - Did you feel that? - No... 265 00:25:22,431 --> 00:25:25,351 You're like Jason Bourne, man. It's very cool! 266 00:25:25,518 --> 00:25:29,440 - That too? - No, Marty. stop at once! 267 00:25:29,565 --> 00:25:33,111 I've been back for half a day And I already miss the hospital. 268 00:25:33,236 --> 00:25:36,448 He's right, I'm sorry. I behaved like a child. 269 00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:50,757 Hello! 270 00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:54,804 Dave, good! 271 00:25:56,556 --> 00:25:58,016 Hello... 272 00:25:58,475 --> 00:26:01,353 how are you It would be better. 273 00:26:01,604 --> 00:26:04,357 I'm... fine. Much better. 274 00:26:04,482 --> 00:26:07,319 He likes comics, right? 275 00:26:07,444 --> 00:26:12,283 Erika and I sometimes stay after hours In a cool store, Atomic Comics. 276 00:26:12,408 --> 00:26:15,245 Hot chocolate is excellent! 277 00:26:15,370 --> 00:26:17,081 Yes? 278 00:26:18,332 --> 00:26:24,423 I honor him sometime... If you need to talk to someone. 279 00:26:26,217 --> 00:26:27,969 Sure, thank you. 280 00:26:28,094 --> 00:26:31,431 Okay, great! See you later! 281 00:26:34,685 --> 00:26:38,023 Have you seen them? Katie invited me for a coffee! 282 00:26:38,189 --> 00:26:42,319 - Know that I don't think it's really like that. - What are you talking about? 283 00:26:42,445 --> 00:26:46,408 The idea is that Katie's He likes those with problems. 284 00:26:46,575 --> 00:26:50,997 - What does it have to do with me? - I kept thinking how to explain it to him. 285 00:26:51,539 --> 00:26:56,295 There is a rumor that you would be gay 286 00:26:56,378 --> 00:27:00,591 - Homosexual? What kind of rumor is this? - you know, you were robbed... 287 00:27:00,717 --> 00:27:03,053 - You were robbed too! - Yes, but... 288 00:27:03,178 --> 00:27:05,890 We didn't take a beating And our clothes were not stolen. 289 00:27:05,973 --> 00:27:09,018 It's not even true! The doctors threw away my clothes! 290 00:27:09,853 --> 00:27:13,107 Don't worry, the rumors are for nothing. We know the truth, don't we? 291 00:27:13,232 --> 00:27:16,402 - That's right. - Who knows, maybe you'll succeed in putting it on. 292 00:27:16,527 --> 00:27:19,698 Not even if he thinks he's gay, Todd. The retarded chicken... 293 00:27:19,781 --> 00:27:22,576 - Thank you, Charlie, you are a great help. - I was honest! 294 00:27:26,498 --> 00:27:31,170 I was turning into my old self. I had to beat myself up, of course. 295 00:27:31,379 --> 00:27:34,049 But you can't reprogram yourself, simply. 296 00:27:34,174 --> 00:27:37,636 Your identity and purpose in life��... 297 00:27:37,761 --> 00:27:39,639 I was sitting here too... 298 00:27:39,847 --> 00:27:41,599 Or not! 299 00:27:42,601 --> 00:27:44,061 ... I am as I am. 300 00:27:46,897 --> 00:27:48,191 Yes! 301 00:27:48,775 --> 00:27:49,985 You haven't seen this! 302 00:27:50,068 --> 00:27:52,863 It would be best to leave. Maybe you shouldn't do that. 303 00:27:53,030 --> 00:27:56,826 What? How? are you looking at me You know it's my job! 304 00:28:08,424 --> 00:28:15,766 Me? My equipment was arranged. We're running version 2.0 of Kick-Ass. 305 00:28:25,027 --> 00:28:29,240 Excuse me, have you seen this cat? Not? Thank you... 306 00:28:29,491 --> 00:28:32,119 excuse me madam have you seen this cat? 307 00:28:34,705 --> 00:28:38,126 Excuse me. Have you ever seen this cat? 308 00:29:00,862 --> 00:29:02,572 Super! 309 00:29:03,574 --> 00:29:05,117 Here, cats! 310 00:29:05,451 --> 00:29:07,411 Mr. Mu�c�cil�! 311 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:17,799 No... Mr. Mu�c�cil�! Come here! Let's take you home! 312 00:29:26,393 --> 00:29:28,479 Fuck them! 313 00:29:31,232 --> 00:29:33,860 Suck my dick, Mr. Mu�c�cil�! 314 00:29:37,323 --> 00:29:40,034 - God, I'm sorry, man! - The livestock... 315 00:29:42,329 --> 00:29:43,288 Get up! 316 00:29:44,456 --> 00:29:46,500 Thanks, weirdo! 317 00:29:49,421 --> 00:29:51,465 - Leave him alone! - Take your hand off me! 318 00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:53,008 It's none of your business! 319 00:29:55,094 --> 00:29:57,097 It's my job! 320 00:30:25,422 --> 00:30:27,341 Call the police! 321 00:30:32,222 --> 00:30:36,311 A guy dressed as a superhero he fights with some guys! 322 00:30:40,524 --> 00:30:42,944 It's cool, let me put my dick in! 323 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,438 Leave him alone! 324 00:31:18,278 --> 00:31:21,365 Give it up, man. Take steps. 325 00:31:21,699 --> 00:31:23,409 No, never! 326 00:31:23,618 --> 00:31:28,082 What the hell is wrong with you, man? Do you want to die for a man? 327 00:31:28,207 --> 00:31:30,877 Which you don't even know? 328 00:31:31,002 --> 00:31:34,673 Three dudes beat up a guy while the world watches? 329 00:31:35,966 --> 00:31:38,427 Do you want to know what I have? 330 00:31:40,513 --> 00:31:45,352 Yes! I would rather die! Show me what you can do! 331 00:31:48,773 --> 00:31:51,151 You are surprised, kid! 332 00:31:59,036 --> 00:32:02,790 - What? - Thank you... 333 00:32:05,502 --> 00:32:08,714 It was very cool! who are you 334 00:32:10,091 --> 00:32:12,510 I'm Kick Ass! 335 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,936 - Brother, you have to see this. - What is it? 336 00:32:21,938 --> 00:32:24,942 After the break, a vigilante in a suit 337 00:32:25,025 --> 00:32:27,904 has become the newest phenomenon from the internet after a passerby 338 00:32:27,987 --> 00:32:31,074 filmed him while he intervened In an attack, last evening. 339 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:33,035 - It's very cool! - Yes, brother! 340 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,997 Welcome to a special edition of the show "Eyes on New York". 341 00:32:36,122 --> 00:32:38,959 How far would you go? to help a man? 342 00:32:39,084 --> 00:32:42,338 This colorful individual makes the subject the news for a whole week, 343 00:32:42,463 --> 00:32:46,134 after a video shoot of his intervention became 344 00:32:46,218 --> 00:32:48,554 the most viewed clip on the internet. 345 00:32:51,850 --> 00:32:54,394 On my MySpace page I have 38 friends. 346 00:32:54,519 --> 00:32:58,357 Kick Ass's page has 16,000 And the number grows. 347 00:32:58,483 --> 00:33:02,279 It was crazy and I liked it! 348 00:33:02,404 --> 00:33:05,408 We want to know who this individual is. 349 00:33:05,574 --> 00:33:09,663 Does anyone know who this vigilante is In a diving suit? 350 00:33:09,788 --> 00:33:13,459 He is someone's son, someone's brother, someone's neighbor... 351 00:33:13,542 --> 00:33:16,087 Brother! What happened? 352 00:33:16,171 --> 00:33:18,882 What happened? This guy appeared. 353 00:33:19,883 --> 00:33:22,136 Kick Ass comics soon 354 00:33:22,261 --> 00:33:26,934 Kick Ass is everyone's favorite hero. Yes! 355 00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:36,403 I like Kick Ass! The costume it sucks, he looks like a transvestite... 356 00:33:36,570 --> 00:33:41,993 Everyone loves Kick Ass. Have you seen the video? It really is known. 357 00:33:42,119 --> 00:33:47,166 He knows how to take a beating. I should tell him "I take a beating". 358 00:33:48,168 --> 00:33:50,128 It doesn't even make sense. 359 00:33:52,590 --> 00:33:54,634 The guy is going to be killed, that's what i think. 360 00:33:54,717 --> 00:33:59,598 are you serious The guy is very cool! And I would call him if I had problems. 361 00:33:59,723 --> 00:34:02,143 are you kidding I have 100 guys that solves problems 362 00:34:02,268 --> 00:34:04,521 And you want a puppet in necklaces? 363 00:34:04,604 --> 00:34:08,859 I wouldn't want to stick my nose in it in your business. 364 00:34:17,662 --> 00:34:19,414 I'm sorry, but I'm busy. Kick Ass 365 00:34:23,669 --> 00:34:26,756 Dave, how about that coffee? Katie 366 00:34:31,220 --> 00:34:34,474 - You don't read comics. - I just started. 367 00:34:34,599 --> 00:34:38,604 I received some recommendations. Scott Pilgrim, Jojo Bee, stuff like that. 368 00:34:38,729 --> 00:34:41,649 But I don't like superheroes. 369 00:34:42,525 --> 00:34:47,197 - Let me understand that you don't take the Kick Ass magazines. - I think not. 370 00:34:47,448 --> 00:34:53,038 But I was really thinking of writing to him. I could use the help of someone like him. 371 00:34:53,163 --> 00:34:56,250 Help? Serious? With what? 372 00:34:56,417 --> 00:35:00,797 - I volunteer at the Needle Exchange. - I didn't know... 373 00:35:00,922 --> 00:35:05,094 There's a guy there, I think so bad for him! 374 00:35:05,219 --> 00:35:08,556 As I found out more about his life... 375 00:35:10,309 --> 00:35:15,106 How strange... I'm usually the therapist. 376 00:35:17,275 --> 00:35:21,989 Can I confess something to him? Since I was little... 377 00:35:22,198 --> 00:35:27,079 I've always wanted a friend... like you 378 00:35:27,246 --> 00:35:28,789 - Is it okay to say this? - Yes! 379 00:35:28,914 --> 00:35:31,626 I hope that doesn't sound like homophobia. 380 00:35:31,793 --> 00:35:35,047 I don't think you are all the same. 381 00:35:43,432 --> 00:35:48,188 - Of course not. - Thank you! 382 00:35:52,526 --> 00:35:57,073 I don't know if I was what Katie imagined that he will be her best homo friend. 383 00:35:57,157 --> 00:36:02,872 But I was trying. and more important is that I convinced her to write to Kick Ass. 384 00:36:03,414 --> 00:36:09,881 In short, this year is hers he was more of a stallion. 385 00:36:10,673 --> 00:36:16,180 He didn't want the money back and no apology for the windy eye with which he left her. 386 00:36:16,722 --> 00:36:20,560 He just wanted to understand that they finished it. And leave her alone. 387 00:36:20,685 --> 00:36:24,857 Let's be serious. No other request it didn't give me more pleasure. 388 00:36:41,794 --> 00:36:45,006 Who the fuck are you? The Green Condom? 389 00:36:46,175 --> 00:36:49,095 Halloween is in a few months, kid. 390 00:36:49,262 --> 00:36:51,431 I came to see Razoul. 391 00:36:52,516 --> 00:36:54,268 who the fuck are you 392 00:36:54,434 --> 00:36:57,647 I'm K... Katie's friend. 393 00:37:03,404 --> 00:37:06,115 Kid, it's not good to wear collars. 394 00:37:20,758 --> 00:37:23,928 So... Which one of you is Razou? 395 00:37:29,477 --> 00:37:34,107 I am the Razor. You don't realize it after my giants? 396 00:37:36,903 --> 00:37:39,364 What's this, you came with carols? 397 00:37:40,740 --> 00:37:43,118 My dick... I died. 398 00:37:44,078 --> 00:37:47,874 I have a message for Razoul from Katie Deauxma. 399 00:37:50,669 --> 00:37:54,716 - Katie? - Are you Razou? Good. 400 00:37:54,883 --> 00:37:58,053 Don't go near Katie. It's over. 401 00:37:58,220 --> 00:38:01,599 So if you leave her alone everything will be fine. 402 00:38:01,808 --> 00:38:03,184 What? 403 00:38:03,393 --> 00:38:08,774 Baby who the hell are you and what about this? 404 00:38:09,275 --> 00:38:12,070 I'm Kick Ass. Look for me on the net. 405 00:38:12,279 --> 00:38:17,076 I came to give him a message. Leave Katie alone! 406 00:38:29,216 --> 00:38:31,260 Or what? 407 00:38:35,223 --> 00:38:37,142 Or... 408 00:38:37,309 --> 00:38:38,936 I'm coming back... 409 00:38:39,061 --> 00:38:41,481 I'm breaking his legs, you bastard! 410 00:38:45,652 --> 00:38:48,197 Now and here, baby. Come on! 411 00:38:57,875 --> 00:38:59,461 hold it! 412 00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:08,847 You fucked up, bro! 413 00:39:22,822 --> 00:39:27,536 So, pussies... Let's see what you do now. 414 00:39:27,953 --> 00:39:30,915 Ala... bale... porto... 415 00:39:31,166 --> 00:39:32,667 stop! 416 00:39:42,721 --> 00:39:44,015 Shit! 417 00:40:22,186 --> 00:40:24,272 I have one too! 418 00:39:51,357 --> 00:39:54,027 - What I like... - What my dick? 419 00:40:41,459 --> 00:40:45,130 - Come on! - So you want to play... 420 00:41:02,192 --> 00:41:04,612 What a mother... 421 00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:10,285 The device is for girls. 422 00:41:12,246 --> 00:41:15,333 Calm down. We are on the same team. 423 00:41:15,876 --> 00:41:17,377 Get up. 424 00:41:23,260 --> 00:41:27,473 Hit Girl, we always have our backs to... 425 00:41:27,723 --> 00:41:32,437 At the wall, dad, I know. It won't happen again. 426 00:41:32,896 --> 00:41:35,733 - Well aimed, by the way. - Thank you. 427 00:41:53,296 --> 00:41:54,672 Let's go! 428 00:41:56,091 --> 00:41:59,762 Verdi�or! We can no longer use the entrance. 429 00:42:13,821 --> 00:42:17,116 - I'm waiting! - What? 430 00:42:18,243 --> 00:42:21,205 - Who are you? - Me? 431 00:42:21,622 --> 00:42:24,333 I'm Hit Girl (B�t�u�a). 432 00:42:25,084 --> 00:42:28,296 And he is Big Daddy (T�ticu'). 433 00:42:34,596 --> 00:42:35,806 Come! 434 00:42:39,185 --> 00:42:40,978 Come on! 435 00:43:17,898 --> 00:43:22,654 Hit Girl and Big Daddy. They were for real. 436 00:43:24,031 --> 00:43:29,329 Me? I was just a bad chick in a diving suit. 437 00:43:44,347 --> 00:43:49,812 - What is this? What am I looking at? - Sal's phone. It was in his hand. 438 00:43:49,937 --> 00:43:52,607 He took the picture before he died. 439 00:43:52,732 --> 00:43:56,528 I know it sounds crazy, Frankie, but I think the guy in the picture 440 00:43:57,237 --> 00:44:00,783 he's the hero of the TV show. 441 00:44:00,867 --> 00:44:05,456 Who? Kick ass? A guy? 442 00:44:07,041 --> 00:44:10,795 Wait a minute, you mean one guy did he kill eight people? 443 00:44:14,300 --> 00:44:18,847 Eight to Sal. Four more at Razoul... 444 00:44:19,598 --> 00:44:23,477 - and we don't have products on the street at all? - That's it. 445 00:44:25,730 --> 00:44:28,650 - Only one guy. - I think so. 446 00:44:29,067 --> 00:44:32,655 If you are right, we will show like the biggest dudes in New York. 447 00:44:32,905 --> 00:44:35,116 What do you want me to do? 448 00:44:35,325 --> 00:44:41,165 I want you to bring me Kick Ass's head Stuck in a hole. I want it now! 449 00:44:49,926 --> 00:44:54,473 - I didn't say anything to anyone, I swear! - Nice move, "Take the Beat". 450 00:44:54,598 --> 00:44:57,101 So it will remain. 451 00:44:57,477 --> 00:45:03,860 Do you know what this is? The jumping charger when shooting with the shock machine. 452 00:45:03,985 --> 00:45:07,447 You are aware that the police may arrive to you if you find it? 453 00:45:07,572 --> 00:45:12,704 - You're lucky I took it. - Thank you! 454 00:45:13,955 --> 00:45:18,043 We take it as insurance. It's easier for us to trust you. 455 00:45:18,169 --> 00:45:21,548 we like you but we don't trust you. 456 00:45:22,424 --> 00:45:25,469 Don't think it's personal, we don't trust anyone. 457 00:45:25,594 --> 00:45:32,019 I looked up his IP address. It was far too easy to find you. 458 00:45:32,394 --> 00:45:38,318 What! I didn't even think... I owe you... 459 00:45:38,777 --> 00:45:41,947 I was really thinking of closing my page. 460 00:45:42,072 --> 00:45:46,536 and let me. This thing is crazy! 461 00:45:46,703 --> 00:45:51,042 - I surpass them all. - Too bad. You have potential. 462 00:45:51,125 --> 00:45:54,921 It's your decision. But know that we are Around if you need us. 463 00:45:55,839 --> 00:45:59,010 - and how do I contact you? - Get in touch with the mayor. 464 00:45:59,135 --> 00:46:01,721 It has a light signal that shines in the sky. 465 00:46:01,805 --> 00:46:03,974 It looks like a huge chicken. 466 00:46:04,850 --> 00:46:07,812 If you need us, write on the website that you are on vacation. 467 00:46:07,937 --> 00:46:10,607 We will find you. Hit Girl, back to headquarters! 468 00:46:12,359 --> 00:46:14,403 Sweet dreams! 469 00:46:19,785 --> 00:46:23,080 - You have to deal with Kick Ass. - Wait a minute, what's the matter? 470 00:46:23,164 --> 00:46:27,544 what's the matter Kick Ass Kills My People Giants, that's the thing. 471 00:46:28,378 --> 00:46:33,718 Sincere condolences. But I really can't help you with that. 472 00:46:33,802 --> 00:46:35,762 It's out of my jurisdiction. 473 00:46:35,887 --> 00:46:39,517 Out of jurisdiction? You are the police and he is breaking the law! 474 00:46:39,642 --> 00:46:42,896 It is so deep in your jurisdiction How it entered his ass! 475 00:46:42,979 --> 00:46:47,360 Listen! The cops pay me to catch criminals, you pay me not to do it. 476 00:46:47,568 --> 00:46:52,282 - Other things are debatable. - Yes, thank you very much. Take care, okay? 477 00:46:53,534 --> 00:46:55,828 Incredible! 478 00:46:56,663 --> 00:46:59,416 where is cody He was late. 479 00:46:59,499 --> 00:47:03,421 Thanks, Cody. We appreciate that you are cooperative. 480 00:47:03,546 --> 00:47:05,507 Now will you let me go? 481 00:47:05,590 --> 00:47:08,135 I don't believe in men in skirts. 482 00:47:08,218 --> 00:47:10,096 I don't tell anyone anything! 483 00:47:10,179 --> 00:47:13,641 You and that crazy tea you can find whoever you want. Come on! 484 00:47:13,767 --> 00:47:17,730 I know some very bad people! Very bad individuals... 485 00:47:47,015 --> 00:47:49,018 What a bastard! 486 00:48:02,409 --> 00:48:05,412 You've used self-tanner before, right? 487 00:48:05,579 --> 00:48:08,166 Yes... I use it all the time... 488 00:48:08,708 --> 00:48:12,087 Crimes, superheroes in my bedroom... 489 00:48:12,212 --> 00:48:16,718 My life ended up like a fucked up nightmare from which I could not wake up. 490 00:48:16,885 --> 00:48:20,139 Even the good parts were unbelievable. 491 00:48:20,264 --> 00:48:24,435 I read the old Spider Man magazines from you, they are really good. 492 00:48:25,395 --> 00:48:27,189 Yes, they are good... 493 00:48:28,399 --> 00:48:32,445 And a week has passed since then I haven't heard anything from Razoul. 494 00:48:33,989 --> 00:48:36,283 Great! 495 00:49:31,099 --> 00:49:36,356 It was once like never before two policemen named Daddy and Marcus. 496 00:49:36,481 --> 00:49:39,610 And they were very skilled to catch criminals. 497 00:49:40,319 --> 00:49:46,910 Frank D'amico was the worst of them all. He had a plan to get rid of Daddy 498 00:49:50,081 --> 00:49:53,168 Being accused of drug trafficking it's the worst thing 499 00:49:53,293 --> 00:49:55,379 that Daddy could p��i. 500 00:49:57,548 --> 00:50:02,971 Prison didn't like him at all. He was very upset. 501 00:50:06,642 --> 00:50:10,772 Daddy being in prison, his wife, who was pregnant, remained alone 502 00:50:11,899 --> 00:50:14,777 �and he didn't manage. 503 00:50:16,362 --> 00:50:18,907 But, all bad for good. 504 00:50:19,032 --> 00:50:22,203 Because of her death... 505 00:50:24,205 --> 00:50:26,541 Mindy was born! 506 00:50:26,667 --> 00:50:32,549 Marcus became the child's guardian. And Daddy also came with a plan. 507 00:50:34,426 --> 00:50:38,890 After five years he left the prison. And it was ready! 508 00:50:42,602 --> 00:50:46,899 Now was the time for Mindy to prepare. 509 00:50:53,657 --> 00:50:56,244 How did you find me, Marcus? 510 00:50:56,369 --> 00:50:59,039 One of us is still a policeman. 511 00:51:07,674 --> 00:51:10,803 - Are you brainwashing Mindy? - You say it's brainwashing. 512 00:51:10,970 --> 00:51:13,390 - I say I invented a new game. - Is this a game? 513 00:51:13,598 --> 00:51:17,812 Justices and mass crimes? Be serious, partner. 514 00:51:19,522 --> 00:51:26,280 - Where is he? can i see it - It's safe. 515 00:51:26,447 --> 00:51:28,283 I miss her. 516 00:51:28,366 --> 00:51:30,744 I miss both of them. 517 00:51:30,827 --> 00:51:35,166 I appreciate your care, but you should go. 518 00:51:40,589 --> 00:51:44,177 I warn you that Giant I'm looking for Kick Ass. 519 00:51:44,302 --> 00:51:46,388 Is it related to you, Damon? 520 00:51:46,513 --> 00:51:50,935 - Have you started a superhero club? - I haven't heard of him. 521 00:51:51,144 --> 00:51:53,355 Okay, but be careful. 522 00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:58,152 If you continue like this, it's not much longer until Gigante will come after you. 523 00:51:58,486 --> 00:52:02,658 He works for D'amico since you refused the opportunity. 524 00:52:03,158 --> 00:52:06,245 You know I won't stop. 525 00:52:06,370 --> 00:52:14,630 Not until D'amico and his business they will reach ashes, two meters below. 526 00:52:15,465 --> 00:52:18,301 That won't bring her back, Damon. 527 00:52:18,886 --> 00:52:22,390 This life is not Mindy's friend. 528 00:52:24,184 --> 00:52:26,478 You owe your little girl a childhood! 529 00:52:27,396 --> 00:52:32,444 I tell him who owes him! Frank D'amico! 530 00:52:51,049 --> 00:52:53,928 Damn it! 531 00:52:54,887 --> 00:52:58,141 I can't believe it! 532 00:53:00,477 --> 00:53:03,231 Follow him from a distance! 533 00:53:03,314 --> 00:53:05,317 Not too fast. 534 00:53:07,903 --> 00:53:09,906 Why does he keep clapping? 535 00:53:10,031 --> 00:53:13,118 And I slap him... 536 00:53:13,410 --> 00:53:19,042 I continue. Not too close! 537 00:53:23,797 --> 00:53:25,883 Enter an alley. 538 00:53:26,050 --> 00:53:32,475 Good. When I say, stop the car. are you ready 539 00:53:37,063 --> 00:53:40,150 Kick ass! how are you 540 00:53:42,069 --> 00:53:45,198 are you killing my people? are you taking my cocaine? 541 00:53:47,034 --> 00:53:49,036 What are you doing, 'efu'? Let's go! 542 00:53:50,288 --> 00:53:53,625 Frank, come on, that's enough. Let's go. 543 00:53:54,793 --> 00:53:57,713 What the hell are you looking at? 544 00:53:59,299 --> 00:54:01,426 Frank! 545 00:54:09,978 --> 00:54:12,231 Let's go! 546 00:54:15,193 --> 00:54:16,862 Go up! 547 00:54:23,161 --> 00:54:26,415 He was so young! Better not die like that! 548 00:54:26,582 --> 00:54:30,169 I can't believe he died! 549 00:54:31,713 --> 00:54:39,180 I know, Katie... But guys like Razoul it mixes in all kinds of ways, and... 550 00:54:39,305 --> 00:54:44,019 No, I know that. But what if it was my fault? If Kick Ass did it? 551 00:54:44,103 --> 00:54:48,108 - I should call the police or something. - You are talking nonsense. 552 00:54:48,233 --> 00:54:51,695 There's no way, probably he didn't even read his letter. 553 00:54:51,987 --> 00:54:54,449 You have nothing to worry about. 554 00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:58,787 I am very glad that you are here. I'm a wreck. 555 00:54:59,413 --> 00:55:04,294 - It's nothing. No problem. - You are the best. 556 00:55:05,796 --> 00:55:11,845 I hope it's okay for me to tell him this, but... it's really bad that you're gay. 557 00:55:12,971 --> 00:55:15,057 A Kick Ass impersonator has died 558 00:55:15,224 --> 00:55:16,976 I can't believe it! 559 00:55:18,811 --> 00:55:22,983 What kind of extra for children is that it? 560 00:55:24,026 --> 00:55:27,655 I understand children with parties with Spider-Man, 561 00:55:27,739 --> 00:55:29,366 but kick ass parties? 562 00:55:29,449 --> 00:55:35,039 - Does he now have his product range? - You scare me. And you lose your hands. 563 00:55:35,206 --> 00:55:38,043 Why are you staining his hands again? Especially in public! 564 00:55:38,126 --> 00:55:41,631 Since I've been asking you to bring it to me on Kick Ass and don't do it! 565 00:55:41,798 --> 00:55:43,967 - Since then! - Take it easy! A week has passed! 566 00:55:44,050 --> 00:55:47,221 I sent him letters, half of the people I do little scams around town. 567 00:55:47,304 --> 00:55:49,181 We work hard! 568 00:55:50,308 --> 00:55:53,687 what the hell are you doing And do you start with dust? 569 00:55:53,812 --> 00:55:58,610 Mommy I want a Kick Ass Party! Chicken winners! 570 00:55:59,611 --> 00:56:03,949 - I know how you can... - What! Chris! Since when do you listen at the door? 571 00:56:04,074 --> 00:56:06,786 - What the hell are you doing? Get out of here! - Do you want to hear it or not? 572 00:56:06,911 --> 00:56:09,247 - What should I hear? - Look... 573 00:56:09,414 --> 00:56:13,044 You are a superhero and you are alone. You can't trust anyone. 574 00:56:13,127 --> 00:56:15,255 Anyone can disclose them secret identity... 575 00:56:15,296 --> 00:56:17,341 Comics, read this little guy stays all day. 576 00:56:17,466 --> 00:56:20,636 The idea is that a superhero can trust a stranger. 577 00:56:20,761 --> 00:56:23,890 I can be that stranger. You just have to give me a chance. 578 00:56:24,099 --> 00:56:27,436 I know I'm able I just need a few things. 579 00:56:28,437 --> 00:56:30,106 How would that be? 580 00:56:31,733 --> 00:56:34,069 I need these things. 581 00:56:37,615 --> 00:56:39,743 Are you kidding me? What the hell are these? 582 00:56:39,826 --> 00:56:41,495 That's all I need. 583 00:56:41,620 --> 00:56:44,123 But you might have to to give someone a head. To Louie, maybe... 584 00:56:44,248 --> 00:56:45,750 Louie? Hang on, Chris. What is this... 585 00:56:45,875 --> 00:56:47,669 Anyone, it doesn't have to be Louie. 586 00:56:47,752 --> 00:56:49,421 - Tony. - Tony! 587 00:56:49,671 --> 00:56:51,340 - Tony? - I hate Tony. 588 00:56:51,465 --> 00:56:53,551 Fuck me Tony he's a piece of man! 589 00:56:53,676 --> 00:56:56,888 I swear, father, if you leave me do this, it will work. 590 00:57:01,185 --> 00:57:02,520 Tony be. 591 00:57:02,770 --> 00:57:06,400 Tony Romiga, one of America's most wanted criminals 592 00:57:06,525 --> 00:57:11,281 was arrested today in Queens. After what the phone given by a supposed superhero... 593 00:57:11,406 --> 00:57:13,909 So how's it going with Katie? 594 00:57:14,327 --> 00:57:17,873 Superb! He slept at my place And I stayed all night 595 00:57:17,998 --> 00:57:21,669 looking at the Ugly Betty collection. We even got pedicures. 596 00:57:21,877 --> 00:57:25,215 Listen to what I say. The longer you wait, the worse it will be. 597 00:57:25,340 --> 00:57:28,928 i know I want to tell him but he looks so happy... 598 00:57:29,053 --> 00:57:33,642 Now is your chance. You didn't expect it, did you? 599 00:57:33,975 --> 00:57:35,185 Hi guys! 600 00:57:35,561 --> 00:57:36,687 Hello! 601 00:57:38,022 --> 00:57:41,568 Did you watch the news? The new super hero, isn't that cool? 602 00:57:42,110 --> 00:57:45,364 - Can we? - Look. A little louder, please? 603 00:57:45,489 --> 00:57:46,532 Be careful. 604 00:57:46,783 --> 00:57:51,371 This individual who calls himself Red Mist, 605 00:57:51,455 --> 00:57:54,459 decided to fight crime on a whole other level 606 00:57:54,542 --> 00:57:56,044 as the actions proved from last night. 607 00:57:56,127 --> 00:57:57,295 Red Mist, what do you think? 608 00:57:57,420 --> 00:58:01,008 Some are tired of living in fear, and Kick Ass really proved it 609 00:58:01,092 --> 00:58:04,512 that one individual can change everything. So if anyone needs help, 610 00:58:04,638 --> 00:58:07,349 I fight with the criminals for 25 hours of 8 days a week. 611 00:58:07,433 --> 00:58:09,810 I'm just a click away��. RedMist.org 612 00:58:11,062 --> 00:58:14,358 close it? The type �la what's so special about it? 613 00:58:14,775 --> 00:58:17,778 He caught a drug dealer. The most wanted guy. 614 00:58:17,945 --> 00:58:21,199 - He recovered tons of drugs. - It's pretty cool! 615 00:58:21,575 --> 00:58:25,121 - He also has a better costume than Kick Ass. - He also has a cloak. 616 00:58:25,204 --> 00:58:29,167 - Yes, cloaks are cool. - Yes, I like the cloak. It looks good. 617 00:58:30,085 --> 00:58:32,671 Better than Kick Ass? 618 00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:36,092 They both look good, but I think Red Mist he has a better body. 619 00:58:36,301 --> 00:58:40,598 - You don't think so, Dave? - Yes, Dave, what do you think? 620 00:58:40,723 --> 00:58:44,936 Does she like a guy like that? Dressed in leather? 621 00:58:45,896 --> 00:58:49,525 No... He's not really my type. 622 00:59:14,806 --> 00:59:16,975 New message from Red Mist. 623 00:59:19,979 --> 00:59:24,567 Tell me when and where. It would be nice to meet. Red Mist 624 00:59:43,048 --> 00:59:44,633 Kick ass! 625 00:59:45,343 --> 00:59:46,970 Red Mist! (Red Tea) 626 00:59:48,263 --> 00:59:50,724 What! Let me put my dick in, it hurt! 627 00:59:51,517 --> 00:59:54,020 - Are you okay? - Yes, I'm fine. 628 00:59:54,228 --> 00:59:57,524 I can't believe you came, man. You are my hero! 629 00:59:57,941 --> 01:00:01,863 You inspired me! If it wasn't Kick Ass, there is no Red Mist. For good! 630 01:00:02,029 --> 01:00:04,991 - Really? - Absolutely! 631 01:00:05,242 --> 01:00:07,119 Listen, if... 632 01:00:07,328 --> 01:00:10,623 If you want me to be his assistant or something like that... 633 01:00:10,748 --> 01:00:13,210 - Do you want to be my assistant? - Yes, man! 634 01:00:13,335 --> 01:00:16,297 The two of us would make the law! 635 01:00:16,464 --> 01:00:20,677 - Do you want to catch some criminals? - You mean... right now? 636 01:00:20,802 --> 01:00:23,305 Yeah, man, come on. I want to show him something. 637 01:00:24,348 --> 01:00:29,020 To be honest, I don't catch criminals after nine during the week. 638 01:00:29,146 --> 01:00:31,774 I should go back how soon 639 01:00:35,111 --> 01:00:36,738 Merchandise! 640 01:00:39,074 --> 01:00:42,662 - Is it yours? - Meet the Mist-Mobile. 641 01:00:51,256 --> 01:00:53,008 Satellite navigation system, 642 01:00:53,091 --> 01:00:56,262 I have the iPhone to check if emergencies arise, 643 01:00:56,387 --> 01:01:01,518 a little light for the atmosphere, room for hind sight, no big deal. 644 01:01:01,643 --> 01:01:04,104 He will love this... 645 01:01:08,443 --> 01:01:10,153 Tea! 646 01:01:13,324 --> 01:01:16,411 Exactly, we are super heroes! Love us! 647 01:01:21,918 --> 01:01:23,127 do you smoke 648 01:01:24,546 --> 01:01:26,924 Weed relaxes me when I'm on patrol, you know? 649 01:01:27,091 --> 01:01:29,886 When you fight with more it gets scary, don't you think? 650 01:01:32,681 --> 01:01:34,433 Did something happen? 651 01:01:35,851 --> 01:01:38,938 Yes. You are not at all as I expected. 652 01:01:44,779 --> 01:01:49,534 I received an email from a guy. A guy follows her from work. 653 01:01:49,910 --> 01:01:52,705 I have her address, you want to see about what is it about 654 01:01:53,206 --> 01:01:54,791 Sure, why not? 655 01:01:54,958 --> 01:01:56,001 Mi�to! 656 01:02:03,218 --> 01:02:08,099 So, he was standing there completely undressed I was talking about the most "laughter". 657 01:02:18,403 --> 01:02:21,114 - Yes. - I just received the message. It's on its way. 658 01:02:21,865 --> 01:02:25,661 He did very well. Don't kill him until I get there. 659 01:02:25,828 --> 01:02:26,788 Good. 660 01:02:32,128 --> 01:02:37,801 Looks like the comics have paid off results. Your boy did well. 661 01:02:39,303 --> 01:02:41,430 A�chia does not jump far from the trunk. 662 01:02:52,778 --> 01:02:54,488 It was to forget. 663 01:03:25,692 --> 01:03:28,154 What the hell is wrong with me? 664 01:03:32,659 --> 01:03:34,119 What! 665 01:03:34,328 --> 01:03:37,165 - What are you doing? - There are people inside! 666 01:03:37,290 --> 01:03:42,045 You don't want us to call... What! 667 01:04:01,110 --> 01:04:03,405 Mickey! 668 01:04:04,197 --> 01:04:07,034 Damn it! Shit! 669 01:04:10,204 --> 01:04:13,458 Red Mist! Red Mist! 670 01:04:20,091 --> 01:04:22,094 man can you hear me 671 01:04:35,276 --> 01:04:36,903 Red Mist! 672 01:04:39,031 --> 01:04:41,367 where the hell are you 673 01:05:15,533 --> 01:05:19,830 We have to get the hell out of here! Do what you are asked! 674 01:05:37,977 --> 01:05:42,358 Put my foot in! Did you see the bodies? 675 01:05:42,566 --> 01:05:44,110 Yes... 676 01:05:45,445 --> 01:05:48,949 - Why did you save the bear? - What? 677 01:05:49,199 --> 01:05:51,619 I don't know, man... Come! 678 01:06:04,092 --> 01:06:05,844 Come in! 679 01:06:06,595 --> 01:06:10,683 What the hell are you doing Frank? You know I can't be here. If someone saw me? 680 01:06:10,809 --> 01:06:14,480 Damn Kick Ass burned my stash And he killed my men, Gigante. 681 01:06:14,605 --> 01:06:17,442 Wait there. Kick ass? are you sure 682 01:06:17,567 --> 01:06:20,904 You have to help me, Vic. My son was there and he still hasn't appeared. 683 01:06:21,154 --> 01:06:26,411 They are all dead! Everyone in the warehouse is dead! 684 01:06:26,953 --> 01:06:29,915 Put the gun down, Vic! It's Chris! 685 01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:32,001 Chris is Red Mist? 686 01:06:32,084 --> 01:06:34,796 It's not Red Mist you have to worry about. What about Kick Ass! 687 01:06:34,921 --> 01:06:38,634 No, no. Kick Ass is just a nerd, Dad. You don't have to worry about him. 688 01:06:38,717 --> 01:06:43,348 -You have to see this! -What is this? what does he do 689 01:06:43,473 --> 01:06:47,061 I'm kidding, what the fuck? Stay the hell down! 690 01:06:52,651 --> 01:06:55,070 what does he do What the hell is that thing? 691 01:06:55,154 --> 01:06:58,366 You bought this when I was a kid you're spying. Don't you remember? 692 01:06:58,491 --> 01:07:01,161 - did you put it in storage? - Yes, I thought it would be funny 693 01:07:01,245 --> 01:07:06,376 to expose Kick Ass on the Internet, okay? Look! 694 01:08:38,320 --> 01:08:40,406 Who the hell is this guy? 695 01:08:40,949 --> 01:08:46,163 I don't know, Dad, but Kick Ass told me that we're not the only superheroes in town. 696 01:08:46,330 --> 01:08:48,541 Maybe he knows who he is. 697 01:08:49,709 --> 01:08:55,925 I want that place to be closed. No one enters, no one leaves. 698 01:08:56,551 --> 01:09:02,266 Not until we find the muist We take out his lungs through his ass! 699 01:09:07,189 --> 01:09:10,860 Listen! I'm on your trail! can you hear me I'm on your trail! 700 01:09:10,985 --> 01:09:14,572 - I thought I was watching Kick Ass. - Not now. 701 01:09:14,614 --> 01:09:17,785 Gigante gave us a movie with another hero 702 01:09:17,868 --> 01:09:21,790 which kills a lot of D'amico's friends. 703 01:09:21,831 --> 01:09:23,750 I assume it was you. 704 01:09:24,793 --> 01:09:27,296 - I turned off all the cameras. - Apparently not. 705 01:09:27,505 --> 01:09:31,092 Bro, look what it is. You must disappear quickly! 706 01:09:31,301 --> 01:09:33,095 I appreciate it! 707 01:09:36,724 --> 01:09:45,360 Mindy! Leave the homework. It's about time that Frank D'amico to go tai-tai. 708 01:09:52,118 --> 01:09:57,750 X-men, The Fantastic Four, now I envy them to the max! 709 01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:02,464 Everything was out of control, I didn't know what the hell to do. 710 01:10:02,631 --> 01:10:06,969 are you ok mate He would be tired. Maybe you should go to bed early today. 711 01:10:07,136 --> 01:10:10,974 - and I had no one to talk to. - Can you hear me? 712 01:10:11,308 --> 01:10:14,311 Yes, that's what I'm going to do. 713 01:10:15,354 --> 01:10:17,941 I have never felt more alone. 714 01:10:20,819 --> 01:10:28,161 I always dreamed of being a super hero. But this was a nightmare. 715 01:10:30,998 --> 01:10:35,003 It was time to stop wearing the costume is idiotic. 716 01:10:37,548 --> 01:10:41,928 But I still needed him for something. 717 01:10:42,762 --> 01:10:46,559 What is the difference between Spider-Man and Peter Parker? 718 01:10:47,268 --> 01:10:50,730 Spider-Man conquers the girl. 719 01:11:05,498 --> 01:11:09,044 I'm Kick Ass, do you remember me? Please... 720 01:11:10,379 --> 01:11:15,344 - Fuck them! - Get out of my house! 721 01:11:15,677 --> 01:11:20,224 I don't want to hurt him. No, no, it's me! 722 01:11:20,391 --> 01:11:24,313 - I was trying to surprise him. - Dave? what the hell are you doing 723 01:11:24,438 --> 01:11:27,733 - Why are you dressed like Kick Ass? - Because I'm Kick Ass! 724 01:11:27,859 --> 01:11:31,697 - What are you talking about? - and I'm not gay! 725 01:11:31,822 --> 01:11:36,744 - Damn it! - I'm a terrible friend, but I liked you. 726 01:11:36,911 --> 01:11:39,748 - Oh my god! - If it makes you feel better 727 01:11:39,873 --> 01:11:43,336 I don't think you hate me more than I hate myself now. 728 01:11:44,295 --> 01:11:49,844 Katie, look... I feel very sorry. 729 01:11:50,803 --> 01:11:58,020 I have never met such a beautiful girl before, good and wonderful like you. 730 01:12:01,357 --> 01:12:04,528 You deserve something better. 731 01:12:20,881 --> 01:12:23,968 - Dave. - Yes. 732 01:12:24,385 --> 01:12:30,017 My mother has an anti-burglary system installed, maybe it would be better to go out the window. 733 01:12:35,148 --> 01:12:36,775 Or... 734 01:12:40,405 --> 01:12:50,000 - Or you could stay. - Shall I stay? How are we usually? 735 01:12:54,964 --> 01:12:58,719 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. 736 01:13:29,965 --> 01:13:35,805 We must reach above on and then in the building. 737 01:13:36,222 --> 01:13:41,854 Dad, I think I found something. It's perfect. And it can be delivered to me in 3 days. 738 01:13:43,648 --> 01:13:45,775 It's $300,000. 739 01:13:45,901 --> 01:13:49,071 And you didn't think about anything else what would you like to spend it on? 740 01:13:49,238 --> 01:13:56,497 God, that's cool! Put it in the basket. 741 01:13:56,789 --> 01:13:57,915 Good. 742 01:13:57,915 --> 01:14:00,418 Red Mist comics soon 743 01:14:00,543 --> 01:14:03,964 Who do you think would win the battle Between Red Mist and Kick Ass? 744 01:14:04,089 --> 01:14:07,719 - Why would they fight? It's stupid. - What do you think? 745 01:14:07,885 --> 01:14:17,230 I don't know, Kick Ass is nicer. Fucked him so his brains would jump. 746 01:14:18,857 --> 01:14:21,736 - Would you do it? - Of course! 747 01:14:23,196 --> 01:14:28,452 Don't you want to go to the movie ¡la cu bêti? We can catch the next viewing. 748 01:14:32,624 --> 01:14:35,419 I guess we are not invited. 749 01:14:36,045 --> 01:14:40,133 come here I'm converting you right now to comics. 750 01:14:40,717 --> 01:14:44,680 Suddenly I didn't understand why heroes don't exist than in comic books, 751 01:14:44,805 --> 01:14:48,059 I don't understand why people don't risk your life for strangers. 752 01:14:48,268 --> 01:14:53,315 For the first time in my life, I had something to live for, 753 01:14:53,524 --> 01:14:55,944 something to lose. 754 01:14:56,778 --> 01:15:01,116 Katie was worried about me, so I promised him that my days would be like Kick Ass 755 01:15:01,200 --> 01:15:03,369 are finished. And the truth is... 756 01:15:03,536 --> 01:15:05,747 that I hardly miss them at all. 757 01:15:05,872 --> 01:15:09,251 I haven't even checked the site for a week. 758 01:15:11,504 --> 01:15:19,222 - I left. Do you have a date tonight? - Tomorrow. Today he is volunteering. 759 01:15:20,223 --> 01:15:23,143 You are a changed man, you know? 760 01:15:23,310 --> 01:15:27,231 Your mother would have been very happy to see you like that. 761 01:15:27,607 --> 01:15:29,317 Good night. 762 01:15:31,153 --> 01:15:33,906 Man! where the fuck are you We have to meet. Red Mist 763 01:15:39,663 --> 01:15:42,500 - Hi baby! - What are you doing? 764 01:15:42,884 --> 01:15:47,389 - I have to do something with Kick Ass. - What? I thought you were done with that. 765 01:15:47,556 --> 01:15:52,521 - It's the last time, I swear. - I worry about you. 766 01:15:52,729 --> 01:15:57,735 - I would like you not to do it. - I can't resist, because... 767 01:15:59,279 --> 01:16:06,955 - Thank you very much. - and I love you too. 768 01:16:37,492 --> 01:16:41,330 It better be serious because I have them I promised my girlfriend that I would stop doing this. 769 01:16:41,455 --> 01:16:45,168 One of us dead is enough serious for you? 770 01:16:45,293 --> 01:16:47,545 Dead? How? 771 01:16:47,671 --> 01:16:53,010 It seems that the guys take it from the warehouse, they have no friends who think we set the fire. 772 01:16:53,135 --> 01:16:55,263 A reward has been placed on our heads. 773 01:16:55,388 --> 01:16:59,059 - Reward? Are we in the Wild West? - I'm not kidding, man! 774 01:16:59,226 --> 01:17:03,481 They found out where I live, they destroyed my house, I'm a dead man! And you follow! 775 01:17:08,487 --> 01:17:11,866 Shit! What do we do now? 776 01:17:14,411 --> 01:17:18,082 And remember when you said yes are there other super heroes? 777 01:17:18,249 --> 01:17:21,545 - Yes. - Do you think it would help us? 778 01:17:30,973 --> 01:17:34,477 Hot chocolate. With extra marshmallows. 779 01:17:36,605 --> 01:17:39,358 It looks better than in the pictures. 780 01:17:39,984 --> 01:17:46,116 - That's because he didn't have a machine gun in the pictures. - Good job! 781 01:17:46,617 --> 01:17:49,954 - I'll take my chocolate in bed, okay? - Okay, honey. 782 01:17:50,121 --> 01:17:52,207 - Light sleep. - Thank you. 783 01:17:52,374 --> 01:17:54,877 - Kick ass? - Yes. 784 01:17:55,002 --> 01:17:57,964 Go and get dressed and I'll tell her where we meet 785 01:17:58,089 --> 01:18:00,968 - We drink chocolate when we return. - Okay, dad. 786 01:18:10,771 --> 01:18:13,608 - Look... - do you know where this is? 787 01:18:13,733 --> 01:18:17,195 - No, but we find out through GPS. - Let's go. 788 01:18:18,906 --> 01:18:21,200 What! 789 01:20:04,867 --> 01:20:10,749 You have arrived! Red Mist has arrived... 790 01:20:14,838 --> 01:20:17,966 - delighted to meet you. - The same, sir. 791 01:20:18,175 --> 01:20:21,930 - Please, come in. - After you. 792 01:20:24,892 --> 01:20:27,353 Hit Girl, manners, my dear. 793 01:20:29,564 --> 01:20:32,025 Hello, I'm Hit Girl. 794 01:20:32,359 --> 01:20:34,069 Not! 795 01:20:43,038 --> 01:20:45,333 - He's with me. It's okay! - Shut up, child! 796 01:20:45,458 --> 01:20:47,878 - Your father is the boss, you go home. - Are you kidding me? 797 01:20:49,546 --> 01:20:51,882 He's with me! Let it go! 798 01:20:53,927 --> 01:20:56,430 - I always wanted something like that. - and you're going to take it like that, simply? 799 01:20:56,930 --> 01:20:58,557 Yes. Come on! 800 01:21:02,738 --> 01:21:05,282 Move your hero ass in the car. We already have enough problems. 801 01:21:05,407 --> 01:21:06,701 You're not funny! 802 01:21:12,666 --> 01:21:14,085 Kick Ass, I'm sorry! 803 01:21:15,336 --> 01:21:16,838 Get over there! 804 01:21:29,311 --> 01:21:32,941 - Fire this bastard! - Ignore him, Stu. 805 01:21:34,109 --> 01:21:38,739 An aghe... ok... 806 01:21:39,157 --> 01:21:43,161 We had an understanding, father. the misunderstanding was to catch the one who did this. 807 01:21:43,328 --> 01:21:46,833 All I ask is that you release Kick Ass. He didn't do anything wrong. 808 01:21:46,999 --> 01:21:50,378 Chris, you have to see it too from my perspective, okay? 809 01:21:50,504 --> 01:21:53,591 I have to send a message to the people. 810 01:21:53,758 --> 01:21:59,556 Being a superhero seriously damages your health. The cool part is that no one knows who he is. 811 01:21:59,723 --> 01:22:02,602 - It's not fair! - Life is not fair, get over it! 812 01:22:02,727 --> 01:22:04,521 What are you going to do with them? 813 01:22:04,687 --> 01:22:08,108 Are you really interested in my business? 814 01:22:10,111 --> 01:22:14,950 Then sit down, shut up and watch. 815 01:22:23,168 --> 01:22:26,881 Frank, we're ready! Enjoy the show. 816 01:22:27,048 --> 01:22:29,050 - Do you order everything? - Of course yes. 817 01:22:29,217 --> 01:22:31,845 Big Brother, watch and learn. 818 01:22:31,845 --> 01:22:37,435 Welcome to the news! A transmission on the internet with the self-titled hero Kick Ass 819 01:22:37,519 --> 01:22:42,400 will be broadcast live. Rumor has it that this will be Kick Ass's farewell message 820 01:22:42,483 --> 01:22:45,987 And that he will announce his retirement from the fight against crime. 821 01:22:47,322 --> 01:22:51,285 Internet providers announce that they could be the most viewed event 822 01:22:51,494 --> 01:22:53,246 in the history of the internet. 823 01:22:53,996 --> 01:22:57,960 where is dave Did you notice... 824 01:22:58,252 --> 01:23:03,758 He's with Katie, obviously. Why would it be here, otherwise? 825 01:23:04,092 --> 01:23:10,308 It is not known who is broadcasting, but we can wait for countless servers to crash... 826 01:23:10,433 --> 01:23:14,730 Dave, why didn't you tell me that's what you were doing? You are in the news! Call me! 827 01:23:14,855 --> 01:23:19,110 The countdown has begun. There are only a few moments left... 828 01:23:30,082 --> 01:23:31,500 Let the show begin! 829 01:23:33,586 --> 01:23:35,171 Hello, girls and boys! 830 01:23:36,214 --> 01:23:43,640 Now, this one... you know who it is... And this is Big Daddy. 831 01:23:44,224 --> 01:23:48,396 And these are my friends. Come here, boys. 832 01:23:48,604 --> 01:23:52,150 Forget it. Hello, hello! 833 01:23:52,484 --> 01:23:59,993 Big Daddy and Kick Ass will show us why it's a bad idea to be a superhero. 834 01:24:00,410 --> 01:24:02,788 You know how about the silent "K"? 835 01:24:02,913 --> 01:24:05,500 It's when K is in front of a word, but don't pronounce it. 836 01:24:05,583 --> 01:24:08,503 Like the word "knuckleduster". 837 01:24:07,627 --> 01:24:12,299 Show them what it does! That must have hurt. 838 01:24:12,466 --> 01:24:15,136 Let's see from the other side as well. Yes, it really hurt. 839 01:24:16,263 --> 01:24:20,101 The French call the bat "baton". 840 01:24:20,559 --> 01:24:23,605 We also have Kick Ass bars And we show you what they do. 841 01:24:23,605 --> 01:24:24,606 Show them, boys! 842 01:24:28,361 --> 01:24:33,116 In America we call it like this: baseball bat! 843 01:24:33,659 --> 01:24:36,454 It's good to hit knees and faces! 844 01:24:36,454 --> 01:24:39,124 It is also good to give to the "balls". 845 01:24:40,751 --> 01:24:44,630 And this thing can be done in a group. 846 01:24:47,842 --> 01:24:49,177 It looks very painful! 847 01:24:53,140 --> 01:24:57,688 Due to the high degree of violence in images, we interrupt the broadcast. 848 01:24:57,813 --> 01:25:00,316 They come directly from the Internet. 849 01:25:03,820 --> 01:25:10,995 Despite the initial speculations, it seems that the hostages are in real danger. 850 01:25:11,162 --> 01:25:15,751 The indications are that they will be executed Live in the next few minutes. 851 01:25:29,234 --> 01:25:33,072 Even with the metal plates and destroyed nerve endings 852 01:25:33,239 --> 01:25:36,827 that hurt. 853 01:25:41,958 --> 01:25:45,754 But it didn't hurt half as much the idea of leaving everything behind: 854 01:25:45,921 --> 01:25:47,340 Katie, 855 01:25:47,506 --> 01:25:49,050 on dad, 856 01:25:49,217 --> 01:25:51,011 Todd and Marty, 857 01:25:51,136 --> 01:25:53,305 so many things I didn't do. 858 01:25:53,430 --> 01:25:55,766 Learn to drive, 859 01:25:55,933 --> 01:25:58,520 Or to see what it would look like my children with Katie, 860 01:25:58,687 --> 01:26:01,190 or to find out what happens in Lost... 861 01:26:01,857 --> 01:26:06,947 And if you think I'm going to get away with it because I'm talking to you 862 01:26:07,447 --> 01:26:09,950 don't be fooled anymore! 863 01:26:10,117 --> 01:26:15,874 What? Haven't you seen Sin City? Sunset Boulevard? American Beauty? 864 01:26:16,291 --> 01:26:23,383 For all the cavemen out there, this is the fire. 865 01:26:31,810 --> 01:26:34,230 Fire! Fire is good. 866 01:26:34,897 --> 01:26:38,819 Fire is our friend. 867 01:26:45,618 --> 01:26:51,083 Gentlemen, it's time to die. 868 01:26:56,507 --> 01:26:58,384 what the hell 869 01:28:22,694 --> 01:28:23,612 Not! 870 01:28:23,654 --> 01:28:26,574 Hide, child! 871 01:28:30,954 --> 01:28:33,874 Switch to Kryptonite mode! 872 01:28:34,917 --> 01:28:36,628 Krypton... yes! 873 01:29:05,788 --> 01:29:10,168 Use the "Robin's Rave" scheme! 874 01:29:57,100 --> 01:29:58,935 The show is over, folks! 875 01:30:04,984 --> 01:30:06,862 I think I fell in love with her. 876 01:30:06,670 --> 01:30:12,594 - He looks like he is 11 years old. - I can wait! I will keep myself for her. 877 01:30:13,637 --> 01:30:17,183 I think it will be quite difficult. are you ok 878 01:30:17,558 --> 01:30:18,268 Yes. 879 01:30:37,833 --> 01:30:39,794 Bravo! 880 01:30:47,386 --> 01:30:50,473 I'm so proud of you, baby! 881 01:30:52,351 --> 01:30:54,770 are you ok 882 01:30:59,609 --> 01:31:03,698 I was shot and it hurt more than when you shot me. 883 01:31:04,866 --> 01:31:08,620 Then I used a double vest. 884 01:31:13,585 --> 01:31:15,879 You are the best dad in the world. 885 01:31:20,593 --> 01:31:22,470 i love you 886 01:31:26,892 --> 01:31:29,062 i love you too daddy 887 01:31:36,529 --> 01:31:38,698 i love you too daddy 888 01:31:40,033 --> 01:31:41,452 Light sleep. 889 01:32:00,641 --> 01:32:04,855 What's your name? Your real name... 890 01:32:05,105 --> 01:32:07,817 A superhero doesn't reveal himself never true identity. 891 01:32:08,109 --> 01:32:11,696 What? You can't go on like this... 892 01:32:17,704 --> 01:32:19,623 It's over. 893 01:32:21,850 --> 01:32:27,899 - Do you have someone else? Family? - I can take care of myself. 894 01:32:27,940 --> 01:32:30,443 Only I saved his bitter ass... 895 01:32:30,527 --> 01:32:34,782 and money? You also have to think about the future. 896 01:32:34,949 --> 01:32:41,540 I have 3 million in my briefcase. "Future" enough for you? 897 01:32:43,543 --> 01:32:48,799 It's not just about money. And I owe... 898 01:32:49,967 --> 01:32:53,179 If it wasn't for you, I would have been dead. 899 01:32:53,346 --> 01:32:59,312 If it wasn't you father would not have died. 900 01:33:17,667 --> 01:33:21,714 Pack what you need we go to my place 901 01:33:23,299 --> 01:33:25,635 I have to wash my face. 902 01:34:21,853 --> 01:34:26,650 I meant pajamas and clothes... You can't take those to my house. 903 01:34:26,859 --> 01:34:30,154 You know what dad would have really wanted? 904 01:34:33,909 --> 01:34:37,330 He would have liked to finish what we started together. 905 01:34:38,456 --> 01:34:41,585 And that's exactly what I'm going to do. 906 01:34:57,729 --> 01:35:02,151 Is this Frank D'amico's house? With so much care? 907 01:35:02,527 --> 01:35:04,154 are you crazy 908 01:35:04,321 --> 01:35:07,324 My mother died in vain. 909 01:35:07,491 --> 01:35:11,454 I won't allow it so that father will die the same way. 910 01:35:12,873 --> 01:35:15,960 You can't do this alone. 911 01:35:16,627 --> 01:35:18,504 Exact! 912 01:35:20,590 --> 01:35:23,844 Do you want to get even with dad? 913 01:35:24,428 --> 01:35:28,350 Then shut up and choose your weapon. 914 01:35:36,192 --> 01:35:38,904 Is this what I think it is? 915 01:35:39,071 --> 01:35:40,948 You can be sure. 916 01:35:41,491 --> 01:35:44,744 It would be good to read the instructions, because in 5 minutes 917 01:35:44,870 --> 01:35:46,830 you must know how to use them. 918 01:35:53,630 --> 01:35:57,051 Listen! You have 5 minutes and then I want you at the stations. 919 01:35:57,218 --> 01:35:59,888 And don't leave a mess. 920 01:36:14,322 --> 01:36:16,742 - Is everything okay? - Yes, 'efu'. 921 01:36:18,243 --> 01:36:21,998 I can't believe that I got my gun back. you know, nothing... 922 01:36:26,545 --> 01:36:28,047 Let it go. 923 01:36:30,967 --> 01:36:33,387 He's just a kid. what about you 924 01:36:38,393 --> 01:36:44,483 - Are you okay, honey? - I lost my mom and dad. 925 01:36:44,984 --> 01:36:47,320 He lost his mommy and daddy... 926 01:36:47,529 --> 01:36:50,157 Do you want to use my phone? 927 01:36:50,991 --> 01:36:53,619 And do you remember the number? 928 01:37:36,964 --> 01:37:40,217 Was I ever a real superhero? 929 01:37:40,343 --> 01:37:43,763 The biggest thing I've had since offered was good intention 930 01:37:43,889 --> 01:37:47,101 and the ability to take a beating. 931 01:37:48,144 --> 01:37:52,649 The lack of power is accompanied by lack of responsibility. 932 01:37:52,816 --> 01:37:57,196 Only... that's not true. 933 01:38:44,837 --> 01:38:46,798 What! 934 01:40:28,171 --> 01:40:30,298 Come here! Help me! 935 01:40:35,179 --> 01:40:37,932 Damn it! They are all dead! 936 01:40:39,893 --> 01:40:42,354 He is behind the table and has run out of ammo. 937 01:40:57,623 --> 01:40:59,542 Do you think they caught them? 938 01:40:59,750 --> 01:41:02,545 If they didn't, he will succeed. 939 01:41:03,213 --> 01:41:04,590 Get out! 940 01:41:04,923 --> 01:41:07,301 - Now? - Yes, now. 941 01:41:17,981 --> 01:41:20,901 - What the hell is going on here? - He is surrounded and unarmed. 942 01:41:21,068 --> 01:41:23,195 And then what are you waiting for? 943 01:41:23,696 --> 01:41:28,327 - Go! Go! - I don't have a weapon, I'm not going anywhere! 944 01:41:53,190 --> 01:41:55,234 I put my dick in! 945 01:41:56,444 --> 01:41:58,321 I bring the aghe. 946 01:42:00,032 --> 01:42:01,116 Aghe? 947 01:42:01,283 --> 01:42:02,910 Agheul?! 948 01:42:03,744 --> 01:42:06,790 It's me, �efu', everything is under control. 949 01:42:18,471 --> 01:42:23,226 Under control? You've just got the hang of it, boule! 950 01:42:24,478 --> 01:42:29,108 - Sir... - Do it! 951 01:42:50,718 --> 01:42:52,971 I always wanted to say that. 952 01:42:54,472 --> 01:42:58,144 Hello my little friend! 953 01:43:28,680 --> 01:43:31,142 Die, you fuckers! 954 01:43:55,797 --> 01:43:57,674 Fuck me! 955 01:44:05,934 --> 01:44:08,729 What a strange noise that aghe made. 956 01:44:08,896 --> 01:44:10,022 Stup! 957 01:44:15,362 --> 01:44:16,864 Fuck them! 958 01:44:26,000 --> 01:44:27,668 Catch him! 959 01:44:36,638 --> 01:44:38,765 Play time is over, baby! 960 01:44:39,474 --> 01:44:42,061 I never play. 961 01:44:42,478 --> 01:44:43,896 Serious? 962 01:46:02,033 --> 01:46:03,868 Are you ruining my business? 963 01:46:05,245 --> 01:46:07,748 You killed all my employees! 964 01:46:38,660 --> 01:46:41,288 What I would have wanted for a son like you. 965 01:46:46,670 --> 01:46:49,757 It's time for the family reunion. 966 01:46:52,302 --> 01:46:55,514 Why don't you fight someone your own size? 967 01:47:14,745 --> 01:47:16,706 - Are you okay? - Yes. 968 01:47:17,999 --> 01:47:20,294 It's time to go home. 969 01:48:56,619 --> 01:48:58,162 Thanks, Kick Ass. 970 01:48:58,246 --> 01:48:59,998 Dad... 971 01:49:02,167 --> 01:49:04,837 he would have been proud of both of them. 972 01:49:14,515 --> 01:49:20,773 - Dave Lizewski. - I know that, old man. 973 01:49:31,494 --> 01:49:32,871 Mindy. 974 01:49:34,122 --> 01:49:36,375 Mindy Macready. 975 01:49:53,270 --> 01:49:55,440 - Bye. - Bye. 976 01:49:56,983 --> 01:50:00,446 Mindy moved in with Marcus and a Enroll her in my school. 977 01:50:00,946 --> 01:50:02,740 - Bye. - Good luck! 978 01:50:02,865 --> 01:50:06,828 The first school he attends. I promised to take care of her. 979 01:50:09,123 --> 01:50:10,875 Not that he would need it. 980 01:50:10,958 --> 01:50:13,378 - Hello, new student! - Hello! 981 01:50:13,837 --> 01:50:17,049 Money for lunch! Now! 982 01:50:25,059 --> 01:50:31,942 Kick Ass was left but not forgotten again my world is safer with the new superheroes. 983 01:50:33,069 --> 01:50:38,241 They said that I inspired them, but that's all I have made was a door in a world that 984 01:50:38,450 --> 01:50:44,332 I've dreamed of it since I was a child. A world full of super heroes. 985 01:50:46,043 --> 01:50:47,836 As a great man said: 986 01:50:50,548 --> 01:50:53,385 They see when it's my turn. 987 01:50:55,387 --> 01:50:58,391 Translation and adaptation Alex C and Ioana N - www.titr�ri.ro